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Child molester Jackson now a hero

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 11:03 PM

Boy, what a fun summer so far! You people have lost your minds.

If you enjoy molesting children, you better sell a lot of fucking records if you want to be remembered as a hero. Michael "Chester" Jackson's rotting asshole has been licked clean by the Sheeple's Media and celebrity jerks like Usher and Brooke Shields. Magic Johnson and Stevie Wonder came out for the freak show, which is sad. One seemingly beat his HIV after winning a bunch of NBA titles. The other doesn't need to see to play a bunch of instuments better than you while selling enough records to hire someone to cut your eyes out, then hire another guy to install them so he can use them himself. You wouldn't expect them to make time to worship some fucked up child molester. By the way, Johnson pimps Jackson Hewitt and Rent-a-Center. Going into a Jackson Hewitt tax office last March might have sounded a lot like this:

Customer: Shit, I need a mothafuckin' advance on my shit, my taxes, nomesayin'? I gots to get some shit from some Rent-a-Center. How much you gonna give me, and when I gets my refund?

Jackson Hewitt Associate: Well, we don't give you any money, but we offer an advance on your anticipated refund for a small fee. Do you have your W-2?

Customer: Huh? Yeah, I want da refund.

Michael Jackson bleached himself and carved on himself and had little boys in his bed. MySpace and ESPN think that's great. The networks love the two little white kids, and the creepy, mindfucked Jackson family, led by head molester/abuser Joe, enjoyed showing off Paris-Michael druing the whole mess at the Staple Center. The arena will probably have to be cleaned up with the tax dollars of people who don't care much for freakish kid fuckers.

Some you helped, talking to any asshole with a camera about how great he it was, the piece of shit who had to keep his face covered becase the plastic was starting to crack. May the sun burn the worst kinds of cancer into your brain this summer.

We'll see you in September.

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