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Friday, April 17, 2009 9:55 PM

Not much to report today. We went for a car ride. The young lady was an excellent driver, guiding us around Goodale Park while we smoked a couple bowls. It was nice. We will go to their wedding later this summer, and a good time will be had by all.

But then we saw a clown almost immediately after we were dropped off on North High Street, and we don't mean the Montel Williams-looking undercover cop that's been trolling around the area of Buttles and High this week. No, this was an actual balloon twisting, child molesting, nightmare-inducing clown. It was down by the place with the five dollar fruit smoothies, which don't even come with a shot of vodka.

The clown was lucky there were so many people around, because we don't like clowns. Not one bit. In fact, every clown should be introduced to the Spanish Tickler:

This:

Not this:

Make the world a better place. Punch a clown in the face. With a hammer. See you next week.

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