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Tyrone Yates wants to kill your dog

State Rep. Tyrone Yates wants to kill your dog. Yates represents inner-city Cincinnati, and we all know the Queen City is a real shithole. The ability to purchase heroin and fish from the same guy on the same Over-the-Rhine street corner is just one reason Cincinnati sucks and should be traded to Kentucky for Ashley Judd and a case of bourbon to be named later.

Yates, who may or may not wear panties to the office, is the sponsor of Ohio House Bill 568. H.B. 568 seeks to "amend section 955.11 and to enact section 955.111 of the Revised Code to prohibit the owning, keeping, or harboring of pit bull dogs beginning ninety days after the effective date of the act and to require specified officers to seize all pit bull dogs after that date."

You can't have dem kinda dogs, and if you do...

"After obtaining a search warrant, an officer shall seize the pit bull dog and surrender the dog to the dog warden. Not later than ten days after receiving the dog, the dog warden shall euthanize the dog."

Pit bulls raised by ghetto assholes sometimes develop a taste for children (improper diet), and are trained to protect crack houses while boosting the self-esteem of high school drop-outs raised in Section 8 housing. This is a problem.

On the other hand, law-abiding Ohioans raise pit bulls-and other breeds-as members of the family who would only attack the kinds of people living in Yates' shithole district, or Yates himself. Stupid people are almost always to blame when it comes to a dog of any kind biting the hell out of a kid or a mailman, so Mz. Yates should pull the lubricated cucumber out of his ass and come to his senses.

Yates and the rest of his political buddies should stop and ask themselves if this doomed bill is worth the trouble, as most responsible dog owners are willing to part with the last load of buckshot in order to protect the family pet.