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DET leads Western Conference Quarterfinals 3-0 In less than twenty-four hours, the Columbus Blue Jackets could be hitting the golf course. While it's not over yet, we'll go ahead and say it was a nice run for the Jackets. We just hope that a quick playoff exit doesn't cost Steve Mason the Calder Trophy.

DET leads Western Conference Quarterfinals 3-0

In less than twenty-four hours, the Columbus Blue Jackets could be hitting the golf course. While it's not over yet, we'll go ahead and say it was a nice run for the Jackets. We just hope that a quick playoff exit doesn't cost Steve Mason the Calder Trophy.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:27 PM

Two people were shot this afternoon during a robbery attempt at the Kwik N Kold Drive-Thru, located on the northeast side of Columbus in a neighborhood where you can pick up cheap coke and a decent whore for a good price. The shooting is another example of why you shouldn't fuck around with Muslims. If you're lucky, you catch some minor gunshot damage. At worst, you get a rusty machete to the throat, courtesy of a ten-year old learning what to do when urbanites want to buy two cartons of Newports with a credit card that clearly does not belong to them.

You don't wanna fuck with a Muslim C-store clerk.

Mohammad Khan, a clerk at the same carry-out, wasn't so lucky. He was killed in a 2007 robbery. A suspect was arrested and pleaded guilty, but The Columbus Dispatch didn't feel like telling you that person's name in their shitty, half-assed story that was so half-assed that we thought we blacked out during a moonshine binge and sent the story in ourselves.

On July 17, 2007, another clerk at the store, Mohammad Khan, 23, was shot and killed during a daylight robbery. A second clerk was injured.

A man was arrested the same day. He pleaded guilty to the killing last fall.

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