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19-18-4 (42) The Blue Jackets finished their Road Trip From Hell 4-2 after last night's surprising 3-0 win in Washington. Next up: Minnesota, 7pm

19-18-4 (42)

The Blue Jackets finished their Road Trip From Hell 4-2 after last night's surprising 3-0 win in Washington.

Next up: Minnesota, 7pm

Fun Facts for retarded people to share at cocktail parties*

Some of you assholes think you know everything. Maybe you do. The rest of you don't, so we thought we'd share these fun facts that will make you wonder how you ever got along without us. Bust one of these out at the next cocktail party you attend and watch how quickly you become the center of attention.

A first trimester abortion typically costs between $300-$500. If only your mother knew that.

NHL Director of Hockey Operations Colin Campbell is a cocksucker.

While Ohio State has won or shared the last four Big Ten titles, they are 1-3 in their last four bowl games, including BCS title game losses to Florida and LSU.

Rebecca Parrett is the hottest sixty-year-old ever wanted by the U.S. Marshals.

We know where she is.

Walk into a Columbus bar and yell "Sam Shamansky!" You will meet a past, present, or future client of the well-known Columbus trial lawyer.

It's not your fault she's a stupid cunt, but it's your fault for fucking her.

The Columbus Blue Jackets are the only team in the NHL to have never qualified for the playoffs.

Columbus television personality Andrea Camburn is even hotter in person.

Jeffery Dahmer killed 17 people. That's a lot!

Amy Fisher has genital herpes. That's gross!

Hostess bakes 500 million Twinkies every year.

JonBenet Ramsey would be 18 now.

Rod Westmoreland actually killed Ramsey, but the People's Republic of Boulder police dicked up the investigation.

You want to sleep with a fat bitch, but you won't admit it.

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19-18-4 (42)

Short Fiction

Dear Jorgé

Drunk in the Booth

The Truth

Sponsored by:

Music

Fun Facts for retarded people to share at cocktail parties*

Stevie Wonder

Sandpaper Handjob:
Fuck a spelcheckor