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Michael Rose, mortal enemy of bartenders everywhere, was sentenced today to 15 years in prison for running over two women after walking out on his tab at a Short North restaurant.

One of the victims was the bartender, who is now paralyzed.

Judge John A. Connor, himself a worthless drunk, put down his child pornography long enough to hand down the generous sentence.

"In the court's opinion, the police should have been called when he walked in, and he shouldn't have been served any alcohol," said Connor, who has made no secret of the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

John A. Connor: Shitty judge, child pornographer, and worthless drunk.

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The Columbus Blue Jackets must hit more posts and crossbars than any other team in hockey, which certainly hurt in a 4-2 loss to the visiting St. Louis Blues. Ugh.

It was the kind of game the Jackets will think about if they're playing golf in April; a loss to a team that will be lucky to finish out of the Western Conference basement.

Highlight of the Game: Jan Hedja knocked David Backes out of the game with a clean hip check. Backes is a cheap shot motherfucker.

Next up: at Pittsburgh, Friday, 7:30pm

We miss the old Jessica Simpson.