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Terry Frei and Adam Foote give each other rim jobs
Tuesday, January 13, 2009 04:55 PM
Adam Foote won't return to Columbus tonight. The Colorado Avalanche placed Foote on injured reserve January 4 due to a triceps injury. The club hopes to have Foote back in the lineup when the Avs host the Edmonton Oilers in Denver Friday.
You bet your ass he'll be in the lineup Friday. Foote's only injury is his bleeding cunt. Afraid to face the music after turning his back on the Columbus Blue Jackets last season, Foote had the team place him on IR so he could stay home and give Terry Frei anal pleasure, all while avoiding a chorus of booing and a thrashing from Jared Boll as the Avalanche play their first game in Columbus since Foote forced his way out nearly a year ago.
Colorado's PR people would say we're being ridiculous, what with the two teams fighting for the last playoff spot in the Western Conference, but we beg to differ.
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| Adam Foote and Terry Frei enjoy the dancing and rim jobs available in Denver's many gay bars. |
Frei is some douchebag hack columnist for The Denver Post, a newspaper used mostly for lining bird cages and litter boxes. Upset that his tummysticks partner has been criticized by the fans and media in Columbus, Frei came to Foote's defense today in a column that reeked of horseshit and astroglide:
Those who made charges about Foote while insisting on anonymity are gutless. This isn't "a State Department official," with tacit approval from above, discussing Mideast policy with the media. Neither is this something as benign as "sources" disclosing that the Jackets are set to hire John Doe as an assistant coach; this is "sources" making reputation-damaging allegations.
What a faggoty little cumdumpster. Some fuckhead newspaper columnist bitching about anonymous sources is like the Jack Daniel's people crying about alcohol-related fatalities. A year ago, Columbus offered Foote six million over two years. Foote wanted four million a year. Columbus countered with 3.5 million a year. Still not good enough. After the dust had settled, Foote signed a two-year deal with Colorado worth, um, six million. Terry, are you sure Foote didn't lie to the Blue Jackets, fans, and media?
Wanting to return to Denver didn't make Adam Foote an asshole. If Foote wanted out of Columbus, then that's fine. Not coming out and saying so, dodging questions like a child molester leaving the courthouse with a jacket over his head, and then failing to return to Columbus to face the harvest of boos he planted with his departure make him the biggest asshole in the short history of the Blue Jackets franchise. We'll talk shit if we want to, jerkoff.
Colorado's last game against the Jackets is February 10 in Columbus. We think Adam Foote will be having ankle problems sometime around the fifth of the month, forcing him to skip the road trip. Terry Frei will be somewhere nearby, with a lubed asshole and a bottle of Raspberry Smirnoff for his favorite defensemen in the whole, wide world.
