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Crew Change is boring
Saturday, May 2, 2009 4:19 PM
Scumbags who like to ride trains get pissed off when Normal People ask them about catching out or how limbs were lost, so we were giddy when we found a crew change guide to look at. Train People don't like Normal people looking at a crew change because Train People depend on the guides for train schedules and information on swithing yards and the towns they are located in. Normal People ruin it by telling others or by trying to become Train People themselves.
After reading a crew change, we can tell you it's boring as fuck and not nearly as interesting as going to church or watching a WNBA game. Fuck Train People and their stupid, boring information. They should take their lice and staph infections back to New Orleans where they belong.
Yesterday, we had to listen to this stupid whore ramble on about the Britney Spears concert she attended Thursday night. That a grown woman would waste money on a ticket is one thing, but to go on and on about how great the show was? Please. We know the bitch went by herself, and the only reason she had a good time was because her seat was close to the concession stand.
Fat, stupid cunts are worthless unless they're being made into candles. If you hear one talking, stay calm and head for the nearest exit.
Jiri Hudler got hit so hard last night we thought he was rendered retarded. You hate to see someone get hurt, but when the victim plays for the Dee-troit Red Wings you don't seem to care as much.
The Duckarooskis are looking like the greatest eight seed of all time, despite giving up two goals--including the game winner--in the the last minute of a period.
